Feast Ninety-Six

Appetizer
On a scale of 1 to 10 (with 10 being highest), how funny do you think you are?
8 I am always laughing mostly at stupid things in my head

Soup
Name a local restaurant would you recommend to a visitor to your town or city.
Pizzavilla is pretty good lots of pasta

Salad
What's a lesson you were lucky enough to learn the easy way?
life is hard, oh wait

Main Course
Where would you like to be 5 years from now?
married

Dessert
If you could see the front page of a newspaper from June 2, 2106, what would you imagine the headline might be?
What were they thinking a hundred years ago, what idiots.